CRO BLT Specimen 1 - Prathap

Scene 1:
Trainer: This hand held device from HP has been rolled out nation wide and all our sales force is using this for various sales activities..
Prathap: Does the device work in Rajasthan?? Because its really hot there and the device might just fail
Trainer: Umm.. I think it works there too.. !!

Scene 2:(walking out of a Chennai mall..)
Prathap: Guys, I left my bag at KFC
Sairam: Ok..
Prathap: Think I'll go and get it. But do you guys need any money?
Sairam: Ok.. !!
Prathap: Keep this 500. Is there anything else you need?
Sandeep: Dude!!! Its your bag?? Stop talking and go get it!!!!

Scene 3:Prathap: (on phone) Where are you guys?
Sairam: Remember where we were standing when you realized you didn't have your bag?? Walk straight from there..
Prathap: Umm.. But there is a wall in front!!!!
Sairam: Ok.. Then move little to your left and then start walking straight. Can u handle that??

Scene 4: Prathap in Pondicherry's finest restaurant..
Spends 500 bucks for a scrumptious buffet, and then has only curd rice - what a true south Indian!!

Scene 5: Prathap in HO..
After spending hours working furiously on Excel, Prathap finally exclaims "yes!!! I have created my first graph"

CRO BLT's getting ragged

Seniors: (to BLT's) Describe your girlfriends in Hindi

Sairam: Mere ladki ka dost Bombay mein hai.. ("ladki ka dost" = girlfriend)

Prathap: What exactly do you mean by girlfriend??

CRO BLT's at RS point

Scene 1 (while driving to the RS point)
Prathap: (to driver) How long have you been driving?
Driver: 30 years
Prathap: Same car??
Driver: Dumb $^%#$#%$ BLT!!

Scene 2 (at the RS point)
Sairam: I need to shave
Prathap: I want a coffee
Sandeep: What are we doing here again??

Scene 3 (after returning from market visit with RSSM)
Prathap is sitting with his RSSM till 8p.m working..
TSO: Prathap, are you planning to go home with him?

CRO BLT's ammend COBP

1) Never have coffee while at your workstation, coz if you spill it on your laptop or your lap, either way your 'productivity' will go down..
2) If your laptop isn't turned on, try Trisha.. (its been working for the CRO BLT's)

Chennai Regional Office !!

The Chennai Regional Office (CRO) BLT's